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Schumacher shifts focus

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Michael Schumacher, yesterday (in 1995)

As his disappointing comeback season continues, Michael Schumacher has apparently written off the 2010 season and instead shifted his focus onto trying to win the 1995 World Championship.

‘Michael realises 2010 is a dead loss,’ said a Mercedes GP spokesman. ‘But he is confident that the 1995 season could be his, especially since he already has all the trophies at home’.

‘It’s a little known fact that Michael still has his old Benetton B195 in case he needs it,’ added another source close to the German racer. ‘And he’s really looking forward to winning nine races during the season including putting on an especially impressive charge at Spa.’

‘He really thinks he can win the 1995 title. In fact, he already has! With that knowledge behind him, Michael is really confident about his 1995 Formula 1 season! Unlike his 2010 season, which has basically been shit.’