Renault will use next week’s Paris Motoring Show to announce a car that is ‘sweating with the gas of excitement’, according to a French-only press release received by Sniff Petrol which we have been forced to translate into English ourselves.
The new car, which is named Pineapples or possibly some sort of town near Lyon, is said to boast ‘electrical face reasons’ and will allow drivers to ‘confirm all violence with a system of horse’.
The French press release goes on to quote Renault’s Director of Moving Him Here, John-Luke Bakeryproducts, who says, ‘The soiling I experienced will be visiting your house. It really becomes circular of a type with your sock!’
Although the new car is said to boast ‘this hurtful quantity of bread’, it is not clear if it is destined for production or will remain, in Renault’s words, ‘stifling the geographical reasons for hair.’