‘Ello ‘ello ‘ello. Detective Inspector Mark Blundell done be reporting. On Sunday 24 October I done proceed in an Easterly direction to the Korean Grand Prix, what done be on a building site. Here I done observe a blue Renault powered vehicle driven by an IC1 male, one Mark Alan Webber, what done lose control on a corner and done do a spin what then done cause it to collide with a grey Mercedes vehicle driven by another IC1 male, one Nicolas Eric Rosberg. This done be an unfortunate incident what done cause both drivers to done then discover that their vehicles don’t done work no more. During the same afternoon I done observe a silver Mercedes sports vehicle driven by an IC1 male, one Bernd Maylander, what done be obstructing several other faster vehicles. I done observe that this done not cause a problem for many of the drivers, what done be strange. Let this be a lesson to motorists everywhere that if you done be a racing driver you should done well grow a pair. Over and out.
‘Ello ‘ello ‘ello. Detective Inspector Mark Blundell done be reporting. On Sunday 24 October I done proceed in an Easterly direction to the Korean Grand Prix, what done be on a building site. Here I done observe a blue Renault powered vehicle driven by an IC1 male, one Mark Alan Webber, what done lose control on a corner and done do a spin what then done cause it to collide with a grey Mercedes vehicle driven by another IC1 male, one Nicolas Eric Rosberg. This done be an unfortunate incident what done cause both drivers to done then discover that their vehicles don’t done work no more. During the same afternoon I done observe a silver Mercedes sports vehicle driven by an IC1 male, one Bernd Maylander, what done be obstructing several other faster vehicles. I done observe that this done not cause a problem for many of the drivers, what done be strange. Let this be a lesson to motorists everywhere that if you done be a racing driver you should done well grow a pair. Over and out.
