A week with a Golf GTI

Posted in DriveL by Richard Porter on Friday, October 18th, 2013

GolfGTI_1Day 1: The Golf arrives. If you needed to describe the way it looks in one word you might say ‘understated’. Look more closely, however, and you’ll notice that the red line at the bottom of the grille goes THROUGH the headlights. Racy. The engine note is uncommonly bassy, sort of like an old mk2 GTI. Maybe they’ve done this deliberately. Under moderately vigorous acceleration you get a nice whoomph noise when the double clutch gearbox changes up. They’ve definitely done that deliberately. It’s nice.

Day 2: Every time I go to start the Golf my left leg flails about trying to push a non-existent clutch pedal. Maybe this is because the GTI feels like it should have a manual box. You can have one, and you’ll save 1400 quid if you do. You also get a nicely retro golf ball gear knob thrown in. Mind you, you’d lose the upchange whoomph. And I like the upchange whoomph.

Day 3: Arse buggering frig biscuits. Whilst parking outside my house, I’ve kerbed one of the wheels. It’s only a little scuff but it’s still deeply annoying, firstly because the GTI’s alloys have a mirror finish on the spokes that makes the scratch stand out and secondly because kerbing wheels is the mark of a grunting moron. In my defence, this whole sorry affair is the result of getting briefly distracted by an unfamiliar cat walking past.

GolfGTI_2Day 4: My wife gets into the Golf for the first time. ‘What’s going on with these tartan seats?’ she asks. I explain that they’re a knowing and rather smart reference back to the upholstery in the original Golf GTI, demonstrating that perhaps Volkswagen has a wry sense of humour as well as a solid yet underplayed appreciation for its own heritage. ‘Oh,’ she replies. ‘I don’t like them.’

Day 5: The Golf is tremendously good at being an everyday car, as you might hope. As it turns out, it’s also very excellent at haring about the place in an exuberant way. It’s quick, the gearchange is snappy, it goes round corners in an entertaining manner and responds to accelerator inputs as it does so in a way that makes it feel lively and interesting. All heart warming stuff, if you’re into that sort of thing.

Day 6: For reasons I won’t bore you with, I’m going to Bristol. The Golf is a good motorway cruiser. You’d be surprised if it wasn’t. Sometimes it feels like the ride is one notch too firm but it’s rarely annoying, even over that big lump in the fast lane halfway down the M4. Coming back from Brizzle late at night the GTI is even better. It’s calm and comfortable and brisk. At one point I get into a gentlemanly tussle with an old Golf R32. Empirical evidence suggests the new car is able to keep pace with the old V6-powered one. Although it doesn’t sound as nice, even with the whoomph.

GolfGTI_3Day 7: Trying to think of something that’s wrong with the Golf. I’ve found it. The little rocker on the steering wheel that does the stereo volume is in the wrong place. You can’t tap it with your thumb unless you move your hand on the wheel. Come on Volkswagen, pull your socks up.

Goodbye: The Golf has gone. When it arrived it seemed a bit ordinary. After a week it seems like all the car you might conceivably wish for and I didn’t want them to take it away. I think it’s what you’d call ‘a grower’. On reflection, it’s handsome, comfortable, practical, and it doesn’t make you look like a show off, a cheapskate or a twat. With the double clutch gearbox, it can cruise around town in a completely relaxed way. But if you want to blow off some steam and drive around like you’re extremely late, it’s excellent fun. There are more excitable hot hatchbacks but I suspect they’d become annoying where the Golf will give years of quiet satisfaction when you’re tired and moments of genuine joy when you’re not. In short, it’s brilliant.

19 Responses to “A week with a Golf GTI”

  1. Gollum says:

    Would you rather have the Golf or save a couple thousand quid and have the Octavia vRS?

  2. Sniff Petrol says:

    If I had the extra money, I’d buy the Golf without hesitation. It’s faster, more nimble, more exciting. The Skoda is very good, but the VW is just even more gooderer.

  3. Skippy says:

    You’ve forgotten to tell us how much it costs. I care just enough to moan about it here, but not enough to actually look it up.

  4. Sniff Petrol says:

    Bumholes. I knew I’d forgotten something. Basic GTI 3dr manual is £25,845. One with DSG like I drove is £27,260. About another £600 for five doors.

  5. Heatherbunny says:

    Not a show-off? With that bumper. And those wheels. Compared to what?

  6. Sniff Petrol says:

    A firework display.

  7. AliAlfa says:

    Good car but I’d buy a Giulietta QV. Faster, lots more character and better steering wheel controls thrown in. LOL.

  8. Jennifer Warts says:

    Tartan seats?
    Fuzzy dice on the rear-view and a stereo stuck on 130db also tip a wink to the original GTi but you wouldn’t want those would you?

    Hhmph-och aye.

  9. Jimbo says:

    But neither fuzzy dice nor Bazza bass were vw items so maybe they decided to stick with what they intended…

  10. Jennifer Warts says:

    Fair comment Jimbo.

    Now kindly stop being so reasonable.

  11. Ted Maul says:

    28k it hardly tips a wink to the original concept of cheap fast fun either. Yes its very grown up, but that seems to be a euphamism for being fat and slow. I’m gown up too apparently. What did your dog think of it, I notice he’s missed a few recent tests, has he been head hunted by whatcar.com to do their video reviews?

  12. Millsey says:

    A blooming nice holiday, a new Dacia and a mk2 (Oak Green, big bumper, with its standard BBS cross spokes). Oh, and i’ll keep the £13,000 in change. Carry on.

  13. BT52 says:

    Noooooooooo! It has asymmetrical wheels, so it looks ok on the passenger side and rubbish on the drivers side.
    And the tartan pattern doesn’t look centralised very well either on the seat.
    Would not be able to sleep at night.

  14. Kriss says:

    Tougher question: this or the Focus ST? Apparently the Focus is a bit of a peach, but despite being slower to me the GTI just seems like the more complete, satisfying product

  15. OurmaninHamburg says:

    If you had the extra moolah, would you go up to an Audi S3?

    It has the a torsen 4×4 system, leading to better handling than the previous S3, and also goes “whoomph” when changing up under power, and 300 PS for a touch more weight.

    If you replace the badges with “s-line” ones, and the wingmirrors for body coloured ones, the only giveaway that it is not a common or garden A3 are the 4 exhausts. If only you could replace those too…..

  16. GeeMac says:

    I’ve still got the mk5 R32 and can’t be bothered getting rid of it for one reason: No matter how good the whoomph is on the new GTI, it isn’t as good as the dirty, angry racket that the V6 makes.

  17. Big Merc Manual says:

    The Gti will be 40 in 2016 – I’ve heard a rumour Vw are lining up something rather special for the Edition40.

  18. Yugguy says:

    Nice looking car. Your missus is right about the seats though. They only worked in the era of Rod Stewart and the Bay City Rollers.

  19. MadMark says:

    Well I’ve ordered a Golf GTi (5 door, DSG, Performance Pack etc) on the basis of this review, so it had better be bloody good!

    P.S. My Missus agrees on the seats, so thats another £1,700 for Leather. Bloody expensive way of getting rid of the McNish tartan ….

    P.P.S. VW really will relieve you of another £500 for a 400 Watt “bangin” Dynaudio sound system ….

    P.P.P.S. And they want another £1,700 to avoid map reading arguments in the car ….. eek!

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