Marko has his dog shot

Posted in Motorsport, News by Sniff Petrol on Friday, May 6th, 2016

Helmut Marko, yesterday

Helmut Marko, yesterday

There was sad news in F1 this week as Dr Helmut Marko had his dog shot.

‘It’s a shame because the dog was very loyal and usually well behaved,’ explained a Red Bull insider. ‘In fact, just two weeks ago the dog saved some orphans from inside a burning building. But then it slightly growled when it saw a squirrel outside and Dr Marko had it shot.’

The dog will be replaced by a new, younger dog from Dr Marko’s Italian puppy farm which will be looked after by Christian Horner. ‘Christian is very excited to get the new dog,’ said a source. ‘And he doesn’t even mind the dog’s dad hanging around the garage in a bad leather jacket looking like a boozy scrap metal dealer.’

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