Dyson behind new range of puns

Posted in News by Sniff Petrol on Wednesday, September 27th, 2017

James Dyson, yesterday

Dust magnate James Dyson has announced the development of a new project which will result in a range of terrible puns.

The puns, which will be created to mark his decision to design a car, will initially take the form of headlines such as ‘Dyson set to blow away competition’ and ‘Dyson spots vacuum in the car market’.

It’s believed that the puns will them move into the body copy of various reports and will include observations such as ‘Dyson could really clean up’, ‘rumours have been swirling around for some time’, ‘this could give the competition a good dusting’ and ‘Dyson has been hoovering up experienced engineers’.

‘This is great news for the British pun industry,’ said one shitty play-on-words expert. ‘And when Dyson moans that the exit from the EU he demanded causes the economy to collapse just as his electric vehicle vanity project goes on sale, we can all tell him to suck it up.’

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