Och aye that noo muthafuckas! Crazy Dave comin’ atcha wit’ tha mad bad Bull dat’s Red. Smell like tha inside of a doctor’s bag. So tha D back in ma hood fo’ tha GP GB. Yea. An’ ev’ry homie and ho on tha block, they be watching ma man Da Ham cuz they say he gonna stick it in tha one slot fo’ tha race. But that shit don’t go down, and they be sayin’ tha’ Da Ham, he be disappointin’. Fo’ sho’. Crazy D, he don’t know what them be fussin’ about. I be doin’ tha disappointin’ shit fo’ years. Damn straight. However, there’s no need to feel disappointment in your daily shaving regime with my superb range of Pole Position grooming products.
