
Boom times for companies that completely ruin Land Rover Defenders
Minted morons herald high times for industrial unit idiots defacing Defenders

Seven times Elon Musk really screwed up Model 3 production
All those moments the totally normal Tesla boss put himself into “production hell” like a big silly clod

BMW announces new car for people who won’t buy one
Modified Munich missile sure to herald helmsmith hard-on

Land Rover blames latest job losses on that bloody Discovery number plate
British company says production reduction down to piss-poor plate placement

Ah shut, thit dudn’t go will, by Brendon Hartley
The affable Kiwi racer looks back on a turbulent weekend for Toro Rosso at the Chinese Grand Prix

New Ford hatchback maintains, like, total concentration on specific target area
Brand new Golf-rival developed with, you know, sort of like single-mindedness but there’s probably a better word for it, says company
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All the jolt of a jug of java
The king of tortured tyres and metaphors returns to break traction on the basic rules of grammar.

Horse portion for the used carp stealer
Our extremely peculiar used car dealer tells more tales from the trade
