Och aye tha noo muthafukas! Crazy Dave back in tha full effect wit’ tha phat flava of Red Bull. Taste like tha seats in a home fo’ tha elderly. Yea. So, we is back like a cat wit’ tha F1 ’08, and Crazy D, he mixin’ it up mad style, know wha’am sayin’? So las’ week in Malaysiay Crazy D, he smack down in tha nine slot. Yea. Gotta keep dodgin’ tha’ points. Yo catch me blood? Smooth and low. Bu’ back in Australiay, tings not so fly, when tha man Phil Massay, he step to Crazy D and tha’ shit got ugly. It was bad man. And I don’ mean good. I mean, like, bad. Yea. Crazy D, he outta tha’ race. Hot damn. And that cat, he ain’t gonna say no sorry. Tha’s disrespectful man. Shee-it! I may therefore be forced to action my earlier promise with regard to kicking three colours of shit out of him.
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