Och aye tha noo muthafukas! Crazy Dave comin’ on strong wit’ tha fierce flava of Red Bull. Full o’ energy like fizzy crack. So we is layin’ it smooth on Espana and Crazy D, he slap it on the 17 spot in qualifay. Nice an’ slow, yea. Bu’ then come tha lightshow and tha D, he be workin’ his moves when ma man Ady Sutil, he gimme the smackdown. No shit. Crazy D, he ain’t beat though, yea he be back like a cat until ma homeboy Da Glock, he slice me down the side. Hot damn. Wha’ppnin’ bloods? Crazy D, this be goin’ on to he like fo’ times this year. Tha’s why Crazy D ain’t Crazy D no more. From now on, he be call CAPTAIN MAGNETIC. Yea. And if anyone would care to disagree with this I will of course be happy to kick three colours of shit out of them.
Well-oiled car journalist ROY LANCHESTER recalls a legendary festive party
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