Crazy Dave



crazyd-799988.jpgOch aye tha noo muthafukas! Crazy D openin’ one o’ his last cans o’ the mad taste o’ Red Bull. Kinda like drinkin’ that stuff they use to give labs rats a heart attack. Yea. So this be it brothers, Crazy D, he announce that he hangin’ up he helmet. Don’ worry ladies, I only mean ma helmet of tha safety kind. Know wha’am sayin’? Fo’ sho. So people, they be sayin’ why you quit D Man? And tha D, he take it coooool. ‘Cuz he be considerin’ his otha opportunitaaaaays, yea yea. An’ ain’t no one gonna say is just pre-mothafuckin’-emptive strike ‘cuz Marky Mark and Seb Vetay got tha Red Bull shee-it sewn up fo’ ’09. No way. However, if you would like a copy of my CV and a full list of references than please don’t hesitate to contact me.