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THAT SHOCKING PHONE CALL TRANSCRIPT IN FULL

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porschevw.jpgPorsche: This is the stock exchange’s answerphone. Right Volkswagen, well this is unconventional…

Volkswagen: Don’t worry I’ll blurt something out

Porsche: Don’t blurt something out, not on the answerphone Volkswagen.

Stock Exchange’s answerphone: Sorry I can’t answer at the moment, but please call again or leave a message. Speak after the tone, thank you.

Porsche: Hello Stock Exchange, this is Porsche. I am a great appreciator of your work over the decades. I don’t know why you’re not answering the phone, it’s a bit difficult. I’m here with Volkswagen.

Volkswagen: Hello Stock Exchange…

Porsche: That’s Volkswagen speaking now. Anyway, we understand… anyway… we…

Volkswagen: He fucked you..! (giggles)