Troy Queef



The weather being what it is you’re probably thinking about buying a T-shirt about as much as you’re planning to run outside in your pants and swan dive into a massive pile of choc-ices. If, however, you do fancy adding another item to your impeccably tasteful collection of Ts you could do a lot worse than one of the Troy Queef immortalising DAB OF OPPO shirts, made by the splendid people at Slick Attire.

There are now three colours to choose from, and all for the bargain price of just £16.

Get your T-shirt today. You could always do what all da kool kidz iz doin and wear it under some sort of shirt or jacket until the weather warms up a bit. See, Sniff Petrol isn’t just about lame car gags. We do fashion advice now too.