Crazy Dave

The return of Crazy Dave

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Och aye tha noo muthafukas! Crazy Dave comin’ atcha on tha all new Sniff Petrol. Fo’ shizzle. So wha’appnin’ in tha Formula 1? Well ma man Mark Da Shark be slidin’ along behind Kov To Tha Lov and he be all up in he face an’ shit when Tha Kov he pull some crazy brakin’ shee-it. Well Da Shark, he ain’t got nowhere to go but up. That some crazy flyin’ shit right there. I ain’t seen such mad skillz since ma bro Marty B do his acrobatics in Australia back in tha day. And yet Da Shark, he jus’ stride away. Respec’. He one muthafuckin’ cool customer. And don’t forget to press the red button on your remote for more post-race analysis, only from the BBC.