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Top Gear: The Alternative Highway Code

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Sniff Petrol has written another Top Gear-related book. It’s called The Alternative Highway Code. Actually, Sniff Petrol’s very talented mate Paul did all the hard work but Sniff was around to provide unhelpful interference and a reference to Angela Lansbury.

If you would like to buy this lovingly tooled volume then you might like to know that it’s available from all good bookshops, some mediocre supermarkets, and of course via

Top Gear: The Alternative Highway Code. It’s like the real Highway Code, but with 17 more jokes in it.