Crazy Dave

Crazy D at tha German GP 2010

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Och aye tha noo muthafukas! Crazy Dave comin’ atcha in my white disco troosers. So all da layddez can check out tha merchandise. Yea. So this weekend we slide on over German side. When I say Hock, you say Enheim. Yea baby. And there be some bad shit goin’ down in tha land of Deutsch. So all them cats in tha paddock, they be chattin’ about ma boy Nando. They say he be takin’ advantage of tha team orders man and that ma buddy Filly M should have taken tha one slot. Ma bro Eddie J, he get so mad about this, he about to have a bad ass seizure an’ shit. But Crazy Dave, he ain’t so bothered. Team orders, they be happnin’ all tha time man. Crazy D, he still remember getting that radio smackdown fo’ ma brother MikHak down on Oz side. That shit stings man, but if yo don’t believe it still go on, well you jus’ ain’t as street as ol’ Crazy Dave. Know wha’am sayin’? Since you ask, I bought them from a little shop in Monte Carlo, just off Boulevard de Moulins. Ask for Laurent.