‘Ello ‘ello ‘ello. Detective Inspector Mark Blundell done be filing a report. On Sunday 27 July 2010 I done proceed to the German Grand Prix, what done be in Germany. Here I done overhear a conversation what done occur between an IC1 male who done be one Mr Robert Smedley, and another IC1 male, who done be Mr Felipe Massa. It done seem to me that what Mr Smedley gone done there is say something what done be highly suspicious. I done gone have my suspicions confirmed shortly afterwards when Mr Massa done slow his vehicle what done allow an IC1 twat, one Mr Fernando Alonso, to gone go gone past him and done be in the lead of the race. I done therefore conclude that Mr Massa done be robbed. Over and out.
