General Motors this week applied for permission to hold a garage sale in order to raise the money it needs to support itself.
The sale, which will take place later this year on the front lawn of GM’s mom’s house, is expected to be one of the largest ever held in the United States and will give people in GM’s neighbourhood the chance to buy items the auto giant no longer wants, such as the Pontiac Aztec and Bob Lutz.
‘Oh man, this is gonna be so awesome,’ said a GM spokesman yesterday. ‘When Dave first suggested it I was like, no way. And he was all like, yes way. And so I was like, yea okay. And so, like, now we’re totally doin’ the sale. I’m gonna sell lemonade. It’s gonna be wicked awesome man.’
Not everyone was so convinced by news of GM’s forthcoming sale, however. ‘Wait, they want money for this?’ questioned an American tax payer examining some of the things likely to be at the sale. ‘But didn’t I, like, already pay for this stuff?’
