Och aye tha noo muthafukas! Crazy Dave comin’ atcha fo’ tha festive season. Man, it be whiter than ma tighty white jeans out there. Hot diggedy. So Crazy D, he jus’ stop by to say a merry muthafunkin’ Christmas to all tha bad ass homies who gone read Sniff Petrol in this past year. Respec’ an’ peace to each and every one of y’all. And Tha D, he also wanna say that you gotta be careful this Christmas. There be some bad ass slipperiness out there, and Crazy D, he only want it slippery when he be wit’ tha laydeez. Know wha’ sayin’? Fo’ shiz. See, I don’t wanna disrespec’ anyone out there, but you ain’t necessarily got tha skillz of an F1 driva, see wha’am sayin’? Whereas, Tha D-meister, when he get in tha ice, he jus’ think back to he F1 days. Befo’ you knows it, he be getting that slide under control and there be only about seven or eight cars ahead of he. Oh yea, it takes he back fo’ sho’. So that be Crazy D all done fo’ tha year. Peace out homies, peace out. Of course, if the cold snap continues you really should consider investing in a good quality set of winter tyres for your car. Merry Christmas and a very happy new year.