Crazy Dave

Crazy D gets a promotion

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Och aye tha noo muthafukas! Crazy Dave comin’ atcha from tha commentary booth. Tha’s right, Tha D-Man, he be landing a sweeeeeeet ass promotion on tha Bee to tha Bee to tha Cee. Ma buddy Jonny Ledge, he be like tha Battle of Hastings and Mikey Schumacher’s career – his-tor-eeee.

Fo’ tha full flava season oh-eleven, you gonna be listenin’ to tha smooth sounds of Crazy D and his boy Marty B rockin’ tha mike-ro-phone. Oh yea. There’s gonna be some big style bringing similar qualities to tha table action all season long. Fo’ shnizz. Or at least until the BBC realises that employing two former drivers and no one with lead commentary experience probably isn’t such a good idea.