‘Ello ‘ello ‘ello. Detective Inspector Mark Blundell done be reporting in. On 17 April 2011 I done be made aware of an incident what occur at an nightclub establishment in the Shanghai area of what done be, in fairness, China. Said incident done involve two IC1 males, one Mr Adrian Sutil and one Mr Eric Lux. It done be claimed that Mr Sutil did done launch a projectile, what be a champagne glass, towards Mr Lux. This projectile done make contact with Mr Lux and cause him what done be a injury to the region what is, in fairness, his neck. Mr Lux now done file a criminal complaint against Mr Sutil what done going to cause him, in fairness, some difficulties. Let this be a lesson to all nightclub visitors to done drink sensibly and not done go throwing stuff at blokes who done, in fairness, be minted. Over and out.
