Crazy Dave

Crazy D at tha 2011 Spanish GP

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Och aye tha noo muthafukas! Crazy Dave comin’ atcha from tha commentary box with ma buddy Marty B. But hey, cool out B-man, tha D gonna say Heidfield the way he muthafunkin’ wanna. Fo’ shizz.

So las’ weekend we slide on over Barca side fo’ tha Spanish Gee to tha Pee and in tha three stage ultra fahrt ma buddy M Webb slam it on tha top line. Respec’. But come tha five red an’ dead, tha boy Sebby V, he be all up on Webbman’s shit and tha Nando, that cat be all sly on tha inside, takin’ it to tha one slot. Hot damn. But Nando and M Webb, they be all messed up on some bad strategy shee-it and Sebby V, he keep it smooth an’ low fo’ tha lead.

But ma boy Tha Ham, he ain’t goin’ down without no fight. He be on Sebby V like stink on a muthafunkin’ fox and my bro Jenny B got it locked down tight on tha three slot. When tha flags go up on tha spray ‘n’ smile, my homies from tha Mac be in tha house but they ain’t bringin’ down Tha V cuz that kid got it goin’ on right now.

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