HANG ON, I’M LEFT HANDED EXCLAIMS CONFUSED CHRIS BANGLE
BMW’s styling department has been plunged into turmoil this week after boss Chris Bangle realised that he has spent the last ten years designing cars with the wrong hand. ‘This is quite a surprise,’ said one insider (in German). ‘Ever since he started working here Chris used his right hand to sketch design themes, operate CAD/CAM units and so forth. It was only during a game of rounders with some of the large car exterior design team from Audi that Chris went to catch the ball and suddenly realised the strange truth; he’s actually left handed.’
Bangle’s sudden discovery explains much of the wonky lines and unusual angles seen on recent BMWs, but in a modern car company no one man styles every car. So how does the bespectacled designer’s dexterity error explain the look of, say, the new 6-series? ‘It’s quite simple,’ explained our Munich mole (in German, still). ‘Young designers began to copy Chris’s inadvertently wonky style and, with the incomprehensible writing that resulted from his wrong-hand usage, his disapproving notes about their work were misunderstood. So, in the case of the 6-series, Chris scribbled “This is a Pontiac coupe!” on the concept sketches but the designer mis-read it as “This is a perfect coupe!” and carried on until it was too late.’
Bangle’s sudden realisation isn’t the first thing that has only been discovered after years of error in a car industry design department. Last year staff at Subaru were shocked to discover that the computer they used to design the wheels for high performance models could do other colours apart from gold. ‘That was a relief,’ said one insider at the time (not in German). ‘They looked shit.’
