Crazy Dave

Crazy D at Monza 2011

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Och aye tha noo muthafukas! Crazy Dave comin’ atcha, rockin’ tha tighty whitey jeans in tha comm box. Y’all can’t see dem but you knows I is wearin’ ‘em. Oh man, it be hard to sit down.

So las’ weekend we slide on over Italia side fo’ tha Monza Gee to tha Pee. Man, that be some low downforce shizzle and some mad Gurney flap action. That not be tha only flap action Crazy D be down wit’, know wha’am sayin’? Fo’ shizziddy.

So, when tha five an’ out be goin’ down, ma boy Nando be pullin’ some smooth moves on ma buddy Sebby V and he be takin’ tha one slot. Thing is, Tha V, that be a total diss fo’ he and that shit, it ain’t gonna stick. He be pullin’ some mad, kickin’ up dirt kinda shi’, he be past and he be off like Crazy D towards a tighty trouser shop. Fo’ shizzamizzle.

Meanwhizzle, ma boy Tha Ham be gettin’ all bent outta shape by an old guy we call Mickey Schu. Yea, tha’s right. Tha Schuster, he get his mojo back. That be some mad aggressive door closin’ action, Schumaster. Then Jenny B be movin’ in like a muthafunkin’ shark and takin’ ‘em both down. Yea, tha’ be some sweet ass shorter gearin’ right there. Fo’ shizzidizzirizzle.

Come tha checky flag, it be tha Buttmeister stuck between Sebby V and Tha Nando on tha three step pop ‘n’ piss. Respec’ to y’all cuz that be some fly ass racin’ action. Fo’ shizziggedyizzleniz.

And don’t forget to join us again in two weeks time for the distinctive night race in Singapore, only on the BBC.