Och aye tha noo muthafukas! Crazy Dave comin’ atcha from tha commentary box wit’ ma man Marty B fo’ tha las’ time. Yea, that’s right. The brother betrayed us. Fo’ shizz.
So las’ weekend we slide on over Brazil side for tha Brazilian Gee-ta-tha-Pee. Ay ay muthaflippin’ ay. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaa! He be tha muthafunkin’ world champion but ma boy Sebby V, he jus’ don’ quit and stick it on tha one slot as he always do. That kid, he think it be he’s reserved parkin’ slot! Yea, that’s right, Crazy D made a funny. Fo’ shnizzle.
Come tha five an’ out, tha V Man be jus’ drivin’ away wit’ ma man Marky Web on he’s tail. There be some cool shit goin’ on behind though cuz ma homie Nando be takin’ ma bro Jenny B on tha outside. That grumpy monobrow muthafunker be bendin’ tha laws o’ physics. Fo’ schnozzle.
Up front, thing’s ain’t be so sweet fo’ tha V Man cuz he have a ‘gearbox fault’. Yea, like when Crazy D tell a lady that he be ‘busy tonight’ but it really be cuz he be takin’ another chick out that night, know wha’am sayin’? Hey, gotta share the D Man around. Fo’ schnitzel.
So Marky Mark slide on by and come tha three step spurt ‘n’ squirt it be Tha Web on top wit’ Sebby B and Jenny B on tha twos an’ threes. Respec’ homies. And that be tha 2011 season. Peace out people. Crazy D, done.
Although don’t forget that the BBC will be covering all of the races in the 2012 season and 10 of them will be live including the British Grand Prix from Silverstone. I hope you can join Jake Humphrey, Lee McKenzie and me for all the F1 action next year.
