Crazy Dave

Crazy Dave reports from the Korean GP 2012

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Och aye tha noo muthafukas! Crazy Dave comin’ atcha on ma p-diddly-it walk. Unless you don’ wanna talk to me, in which case I jus’ politely leave you alone. Fo’ slight awkwardnessizzle.

So las’ weekend we slide on over K-style fo’ tha Korea Gee to tha Pee and man, tha championship be getting’ hotter than tha laydeez when Crazy D bust some Gangnam moves in he tighty whitey jeans. Fo’ extremely embarrassizzle.

So, in tha three phase fly by, it be ma homie M Web who be slammin’ it on tha one slot. Yea, tha’s right, Tha Webmaster still be in F1, not that y’all notice cuz that cat never be on tha TV coverage fo’ tha past five races. Practically invisibizzle.

Come tha five an’ out, ma boy Sebby V be makin’ a smooth move on El Webbo and takin’ it to tha one. Man, it feel like 2011 in here. Tings ain’t so gravy fo’ ma brother Jenny B cuz that cat be feeling the power of The Bash. That dude go from third step to naughty step in one muthaflippin’ race. Almost as bad as Grosjizzle.

There be some bad shit for ma homie Da Ham cuz he be strugglin’ with he’s chassis and then he be pickin’ up some astroturf like the guy crashed through a muthaflumpin’ greengrocer. Ain’t so cool fo’ ma man Mickey Schu neither cuz that retiring muthaflucker jus’ can’ get a break no more. Also mad props to ma boy Filly M cuz that kid be runnin’ sweet like chocolate when he be gettin’ told not to be up in Nando’s shit and ting. Ironic team orderizzle.

Meanwhile, Sebby V and The Invisible Web be jus’ drivin’ around at tha front and the crowd they be mostly somewhere else. Man, this race be strangely borin’. Almost slipped into a comazzle.

Come tha three step champers and chat, it be Tha Vetster on tha ones, Weblow Profile on tha two and Don’t Stand So Close To Nando on tha threes. It’s a two horse championshizzle. Fo’ shizzigadiggety.

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