Jaguar teases XFR-S

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Jaguar has today teased its forthcoming XFR-S model.

The British company’s teasing started by calling the new car ‘smelly’ and saying that it had ‘a shit grille’. Sources in Coventry say the XFR-S tease continued with key engineers telling the 542bhp saloon that it was ‘a poo’ and had ‘fat doors’.

Sources at Jaguar’s Midlands R&D facility say that the new flagship tease also included sneaking up on one of the development cars and taping a sign saying ‘PENIS’ to its rear bumper.

Jaguar is expected to tease the XFR-S again before its official announcement next week, probably by ringing it, shouting ‘GIRL’S HANDS’ and then hanging up.