A major car company today announced that it is to announce something.
The announcement of the forthcoming announcement immediately triggered speculation about what the announcement could be about to announce. The company itself remained tight lipped, announcing only that an announcement would be announced shortly. However, company insiders have hinted that the announcement of the announcement could be followed by a surprise announcement announcing further details of the announcement in order to maintain announcement interest.
‘Today’s announcement is very significant,’ said announcement expert Tim Slow-Newsweek. ‘It announces that there is to be an announcement soon, and that it will be something worth announcing.’
At the moment, the announcement announcement tells us precious little else about the announcement itself but its very release tells us that blah blah blah another 200 words to fill this bit announcement announcement announcement announcement announcement announcement announcement announcement announcement announcement announcement get the workie to finish this.
