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Some wind, yesterday
Some wind, yesterday

As Britain was last night BATTERED by STRONG BREEZINESS, the country’s motoring organisations were quick to open their pie holes, warning of TRAVEL CHAOS and the dangers of driving in a SLIGHT GUST.

‘Blah blah exercise caution blah blah remain alert blah blah unless absolutely necessary,’ said a spokesman for the British Drivers’ Society of Motoring.

‘Something something patronising twaddle that even a four year old could work out for themselves,’ he added.

‘Damn!’ said every other motoring organisation. ‘That’s exactly what we were going to say.’