Morgan updates hat

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The latest Morgan cap, yesterday

Morgan has today announced a new version of the annoying tweed cap that must be worn by anyone who drives one of its cars.

The latest cap is still based on the original 1909 design of the cap but incorporates careful design tweaks to bring it bang to date with the fast-paced demands of the early 1920s.

Morgan promises that the latest cap will make the wearer look 16 percent more pompous and that it can bring on a nine percent increase in the steely eyed determination on the face of the driver and the look of stoic resignation on the face of his wife.

In other Morgan news, the company’s engineers say they are no closer to finding out why none of their cars appear capable of starting or moving unless the driver is wearing an annoying hat.