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Those rejected F1 rules changes in full

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Some F1, yesterday
Some F1, yesterday

Last week F1 bosses announced the approved regulation changes for 2015. Here are the proposed new rules they DIDN’T approve.

Other teams to let Ferrari win one race of their choosing, if they agree to stop whining.

One item made by each sponsor must be carried in the car.

Drivers forced to drink the entire bottle of podium Champagne and then caper about in an amusing manner (except Raikkonen who may ask for another one).

All podium interviews to be conducted by Gerhard Berger, Niki Lauda or anyone else who suffers from Austrian Tourette’s.

TV presenters doing grid walks allowed to carry and use weapons.

Tyres cannot be put in warmers but can be left next to a radiator for a bit.

Tyre choices; soft, medium, extra-hot, cheese & onion

Something involving Timo Glock.

Maldonado to race separately on a Monday when everyone else is safely back home.

A load of shit about a standing re-start after a safety car.