Vauxhall has decided to reflect the sole customer base of medium sized convertibles with a new special edition model, dubbed the Cascada Menopause.
The Menopause edition features a number of unique touches including slowly disappearing back seats and a heater that suddenly gets hot and then cold and then hot again.
The limited run model also comes with a large tub of hair dye in the cupholder, a menthol cigarette dispenser and a pair of culottes.
The Cascada Menopause goes on sale next month and will cost about a fifth of the cash you got in the divorce.
