In a surprise move, Robert Palmer is to leave Nissan and join Aston Martin.
Palmer has been with Nissan for over 20 years where he has been in charge of wearing a suit and standing in front of some bored looking girls pretending to play musical instruments.
Palmer’s new role at Aston Martin will come with a number of responsibilities including ensuring the lights are on, but no one’s home.
‘Aston Martin like to think they’re immune to the stuff, oh yea’ noted industry analyst Peeetr Vest. ‘But it’s closer to the truth to say they can’t get enough and they’re gonna have to face it they’re addicted to that sodding VH platform they’ve been using for about 100 years now.’