In the latest high profile celebrity sex crime arrest, the confused.com robot was taken into custody today for allegedly bumming a fax machine.
‘I can confirm that a novelty advertising item was arrested at 6:35am today,’ said Inspector Ian Moustache of South Wales police. ‘He is currently being held and will be questioned just as soon as he has been plugged into the mains to recharge.’
Police refused to confirm allegations that the confused.com robot will be charged with a litany of other crimes including fondling a kettle, showing his RAM slot to a shredder and putting his finger into a bread maker.
He could also face charges of being a constant fucking irritant.
