Volkswagen has announced a new limited edition Golf, created to celebrate the annual rumours that the company is entering Formula 1.
The Golf F1 Bullshit Edition will come with a vast range of standard equipment, all of which will turn out to be completely fictional. It will be powered by an in-house VW engine which does not exist.
The interior of the new model is trimmed entirely in vague and unfactual news stories whilst the dashboard bears a plaque containing the German word for ‘oh God, not this shit again’.
The Golf F1 Bullshit Edition is available to order from today, although a senior VW spokesman has already reminded potential customers that there is no such thing.