Christmas gift guide part 1

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Looking for a Christmas present for someone who likes cars a bit? The first part of the Sniff Petrol gift guide is here to help in a way that gives no help whatsoever.

Xmas8ballPirelli isn’t the only company to make a racy calendar any petrolhead would be delighted to receive. There’s also the 2015 Morgan calendar which features 12 extremely raunchy photographs of fully dressed young ladies showing a bit of ankle, sporting unbrushed hair or glancing at the underparts of an horse.

Looking to buy a cool novelty item for the F1 fan in your life? What about the new McLaren Magic 8 Ball. When you’re struggling to make a decision, simply shake the 8 Ball and it will give guidance with answers such as ‘No commitment should be made at this moment in time’, ‘Due process must be applied before a quantity of conclusions is reached’ and ‘This is a sub-optimal time to commit to the decisional process’.

XmasBenbookEveryone likes people who used to play anonymous characters on television a few years ago but don’t any more, and now there’s the perfect gift for them with the new book from Ben Collins, entitled How To Milk It. This substantial hardback contains pages and pages of fascinating details on the best way to keep making money off a job you haven’t done for over four years.

Looking for a memorable gift for a BTCC fan? Why not get them an accident with Jason Plato. For just a few hundred pounds, the BTCC champ will twat into a loved one’s car when they least expect it and then give an interview in which he indignantly makes out that it was their fault.

XmasMikeBrewerAny motoring and hot beverage enthusiast would be delighted to receive The Mike Brewer, a coffee machine based around the popular Wheeler Dealers star which, at the push of a button, invites you to ‘old aaahhht your ‘aaaand and then pours scalding hot liquid onto it.