Car company teases press release

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That press release teaser, yesterday
That press release teaser, yesterday

A leading car company is about to put out a press release, according to a press release Sniff Petrol received earlier today.

Although the press release did not give specifics about the forthcoming press release, the press release did suggest that the press release is imminent and, tantalizingly, that it could be the much-rumoured press release about something.

‘Details of the press release are still under wraps,’ the press release teased. ‘However, we can confirm that the press release promises to contain information which we cannot tell you about in this press release’.

The press release was accompanied by a picture showing what appeared to be one corner of the forthcoming press release, although details were impossible to make out and it could have been simply the corner of a press release from three years ago.