Doctors have issued an urgent warning today after discovering a new strain of ‘fever’ which only affects celebrities.
‘The new ‘fever’ is very unusual and could have been around for decades without us realising,’ explained leading medical researcher Leigh Dingmedicalree-Sercher. ‘In some cases, it could be fatal and we now believe that the ‘fever’ killed actor James Dean, singer Marc Bolan and Daily Mail enthusiast’s favourite Princess Diana.’
‘There are several symptoms of the ‘fever’,’ our source explains. ‘They include a crumpling of metal, a shattering of glass, and a fibbing about having a fever.’