As Britain votes in the EU referendum, the Leave campaign has made a last ditch attempt to win over voters by promising to re-introduce the Rover 75.
Campaigners promise that the new Rover 75 Brexit will come with a number of special features including a handbrake that is jammed on, a gearbox that only goes in reverse and a special feature that allows the driver to angrily blame external factors for the utter failure of their own life.
‘The Rover 75 Brexit will perfectly symbolise our proud future outside the EU,’ explained Leave enthusiast Lee Venthusiaste. ‘The design harks back to a misty-eyed vision of a 1950s Britain that never existed and the car won’t work properly once all the German bits have been removed.’
The re-born Rover 75 will only be white.