Last weekend Kimi Raikkonen married model Minttu Virtanen in a private ceremony in Italy. Here, Sniff Petrol can exclusively share a transcript of the ceremony.
Priest: Minttu, will you take Kimi to be your husband? Will you love him, comfort him, honour and protect him, and, forsaking all others, be faithful to him as long as you both shall live?
Kimi: Yea, yea, yea, she doing all that already.
Priest: And Kimi, will you take Minttu to be your wife? Will you love her, comfort her, honour and protect her, and, forsaking all others, be faithful to her as long as you both shall live?
Kimi: Sure, whatever.
Priest: Therefore, in the presence of God and in front of this congregation I proclaim you husband and wife. You may now kiss.
Kimi: Leave us alone, we know what we’re doing.
