Ferrari announces new naming policy

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An Ferrari 812 Superfast, yesterday

Just days after announcing its new 789 horsepower 812 Superfast, Ferrari has revealed plans to rebadge all of its cars with a random number and then a statement of the bleeding obvious.

First to be renamed is the GTC4 Lusso which becomes the 536 Depreciatione, followed by the California which is re-labelled the 273 MiamiDentiste.

The 488 GTB will become the 679 AgeingDivorcee whilst its convertible sister will become the 684 Doing67InTheInsideLane.

The new naming policy will even extend to Ferrari’s forthcoming 2017 F1 car which is tipped to be called the 982 DisappointingThirdWahWahWahWhyWon’tEVeryoneElseLetUsWin?