There was more embarrassment for Toyota today as it decided to recall its popular Lexus IS200 model over concerns that it might accidentally contain a murderer.
‘It has come to our attention that a very small number of IS200s may contain a steroid crazed nutter,’ said a spokesman. ‘We are therefore asking that all IS owners take their cars to a Lexus dealership at their earliest convenience so that a technician can make sure that there isn’t a fat necked psycho somewhere in the cabin. This check will take no more than five minutes, assuming our engineer doesn’t get shot’.
