Smith & Sniff – palming

by Sniff Petrol on Friday, August 26th, 2016

Jonny Smith and Richard Porter discuss the palm-only steering technique favoured by urbane gentlemen. Also, Mantas, Apaches gunships, and a deliberate name confusion in a dodgy MOT garage.

 

 

 

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