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askvoicerecognitionDear The Voice Recognition System From A Car,
I’m getting married to a wonderful women in the summer but her mother is trying to dictate our special day. My wife-to-be is too worried about upsetting her mum to say something but I can’t stand by and I don’t know how best to tackle the situation without causing a falling out.
Jake, Handforth

The Voice Recognition System From A Car replies,
Command accepted. Do you want to call Jackie? To cancel, say ‘cancel’…… I’m sorry, I didn’t get that…… Calling David Wilson.

 

Dear The Voice Recognition System From A Car,
There’s a girl I really like at work but I can’t tell if she likes me. How can I find out without looking stupid? We always get on very well and I think when we speak the atmosphere is often very flirty.
Ash, Watford

The Voice Recognition System From A Car replies,
Function selected: climate control. Select from the following options; temperature, fan speed, off. Or say cancel…… I’m sorry, I didn’t get that…… Please repeat…… okay…… Calling David Wilson.

 

Dear The Voice Recognition System From A Car,
An old friend from a long time ago has got in touch out of the blue. We weren’t especially close and her tone seems very odd, as if she wants something. Should I ignore her, or am I being paranoid?
Sara, Kent

The Voice Recognition System From A Car replies,
I’m sorry, I didn’t get that. Did you say set temperature to 47 degrees centigrade…… I didn’t catch that…… disconnecting steering…… to cancel, say ‘cancel’…… command accepted…… setting cruise control to 400 miles per hour……. I’m sorry, can you repeat that…… alerting police……. did you mean to say ‘cancel’?….. setting volume to maximum…… please repeat that last command…… okay…… calling David Wilson.