‘Ello ‘ello ‘ello. On Sunday 8 July what I done was proceeded to the Silverstone circuit what is in Northamptonshire. What done happen there is that an IC3 male, one Mr Lewis Hamilton, he gone put his vehicle on pole. Routine questioning revealed that what he done is gone drive fasterer than what the other drivers did done on Saturday 7 July during the hours of qualifying. In fairness, that was a great performance from the lad. Howevertheless, what done happened on the next day what followed is that Hamilton he gone done had a problem with regards to his vehicle, allowing two IC1 males, what is Mr Kimi Raikkonen and Mr Fernando Alonso, to proceed ahead of him. At the end of the day, what that was meaning is that Mr Hamilton was gone and come in third what, in fairness, is not a bad result. My investigations is continuing, especially into the performance of the Honda vehicles which, in fairness at the end of the day, continues to be criminal. Over and out.
