With your help Sniff Petrol continues to monitor the zany post-F1 antics of seven time world champion Michael Schumacher. This week Mr Gareth Jones, TV legend, friend of this website and titular head of the excellent Gareth Jones On Speed Podcast (featuring added Sniff Petrol silliness), notes that the spade-faced race ace has now traveled back to circa the 11th century in order to be carved into a stone statue by the people of Easter Island. And who said retirement was boring? Anyway, Christ knows what he’ll get up to next but if you spot anything, do let us know.