JPM: If this is Dominos I don’t want excuses about not enough cheese to fulfil an order of that size. And you got 10 minutes left to deliver or it’s free.
MANAGER: J-P, it’s me, your manager. Listen, have I got something for you…
JPM: Free garlic bread?
MANAGER: No, listen baby, I got you one hell of a sponsorship deal. It’s for coffee.
JPM: Toffee? Great!
MANAGER: No, coffee baby, coffee. They wanna put your face on packs of the damn stuff down in Ecuador.
JPM: I don’t understand.
MANAGER: Jeez… you know coffee J-P. It’s the stuff that comes with your breakfast.
JPM: Extra bacon?
MANAGER: Listen, just be at the photo studio tomorrow. And try to look smugly camp…
Thanks to Derek Riethmeier (and his wife who actually secured this gem on a trip to Ecuador). Do keep the F1 driver promo horror stuff coming. We’ve actually got loads of it now so expect plenty more shameful awfulness very soon.