‘Ello ‘ello ‘ello. On Sunday 16 September I done proceed in a southerly direction to the Spa-Francorchamps region what done be in Belgium to witness what are the Belgian Grand Prix. During this time I were in the area of the track when I done observe a vehicle what was moving unusually slowly and then did done stop in what were not, literally, a designated stopping place. Investigations revealed that the vehicle was driven by a Mr Button of Frome what, to be honest, is in Somerset. Mr Button was unavailable for questioning regarding this unusual behaviour but my investigations done discover that one possible cause is that he done be driving a car what is, to be fair, a pile of shit. I done therefore close this investigations. I am now dealing with a report from a Mr Dennis of Woking what says he has lost a number of world constructors’ championship points and done believe he been robbed. At the end of the day, to be fair, I watch the news. Over and out.
