‘Ello ‘ello ‘ello. Detective Inspector Mark Blundell done be reporting. On Sunday 29 May I done proceed in a southerly direction to the Monaco Grand Prix, what done be in Monaco. Here, I done observe a gentleman in a silver McLaren vehicle who done become involved in a low speed collision with another motorist, one Felipe Massa, who done be driving a red Ferrari. The aftermath of this incident done then cause Mr Massa to gone be having what done be, in fairness, a crash. I later observed the gentleman in the silver McLaren vehicle done suffer a rear end collision with a Torro Rosso vehicle driven by a Mr Jamie Alguersuari and then done proceed what be, to be honest, another collision with a blue Williams vehicle driven by a Mr Pastor Maldonado. The gentleman in the silver McLaren vehicle done be, in fairness, cautioned in what, to be honest, done be a severe way. Maybe it’s because he’s IC3. Over and out.