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Columns Troy Queef

All the jolt of a jug of java

The king of tortured tyres and metaphors returns to break traction on the basic rules of grammar.

Troy Queef
6 Apr 2018
Troy Queef

As crisp as a porcelain poppadom

Troy Queef
22 Oct 2015
Troy Queef

More bite than a bucket of bears

Troy Queef
9 Jun 2015
Troy Queef

The grip of an onanistic orangutan

Troy Queef
22 Jan 2015
Troy Queef

Hotter than jalapeno homebrew

Troy Queef
30 Oct 2014
Troy Queef

Sweeter than a sugar coated kitten

Troy Queef
11 Sep 2014
Troy Queef

As slick as a sweaty snail

Troy Queef
11 Jun 2014
Troy Queef

As poised as a porcelain panther

Troy Queef
16 Apr 2014
Troy Queef

Pulls like a cat on ketamine

Troy Queef
17 Oct 2013
Troy Queef

Slick as an olive oil octopus

Troy Queef
19 Jun 2013

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News Roy Lanchester

Roy Lanchester has got a new book out

Well-oiled car correspondent’s great lost novel is published at last, as he explains here

Roy Lanchester
13 Jan 2021
News

Psychologists identify new mental condition

Brain boffins brand fresh form of mind maddery

Sniff Petrol
5 Sep 2019
News

The return of the Gas Dandy

Freddie Bulliard of the Gas Dandy website, merchandise business and podcast recounts a visit to last week’s Esposizione di Stile

Freddie Bulliard
6 Aug 2019
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